1. Year, major(s)/minor(s), plans after you graduate:
Fifth year, senior. English major, creative writing minor. I want to build my own mobile tiny house and have Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathons with my kitty over blackberry wine and catnip.
2. What’s the last book you read for fun?
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee Bender.
3. Coffee or tea?
Coffee. And also sometimes tea.
4. If you could be any literary character for a day, who would you be and why?
The white whale from Moby Dick—I could be feared as a god without having to do anything at all except maim the wrong (right?) weirdo.
5. Quote to live by:
“Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.” —Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?